This is my life

versacebitch:

I would get married and poison my husband the same day just so I could change from wedding to funeral gown like this

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glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?


Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

(Source: juicybugz, via aubsticle)

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making
If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts
IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them
If you would like to know more about the project, read this post
FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandomslook through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOMsend me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness

Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness

Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality

A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior

Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine

Makeup isn't even an option

Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay

Being gay is seen as weak

There's no getting around the size of your "manhood"

You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist

No male specific support groups or movements

Women comparing incomparable experiences unique to both sexes

Unequal parental rights

Extreme feminists treating you less than human

Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs

People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable

No one will read this past the title

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

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roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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cub-buns:

burgersandspankbanks:

beardedsaint:

agayweddingfairytale:

This is absolutely so touching I nearly cried. The Plaza hotel hosts their first gay wedding. Even their kids cried during the ceremony!!!! Hopefully I will have this one day <3

SO MANY FEEEEEEELS

Feeeeeeeeeeels

no its ok, i didnt need my heart.

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